Your favorite basketball player is about to get one step closer to being a cyborg.
The NBA’s Development League (D-League) will soon begin experimenting with wearable technology on the court, the league announced today. A small disc weighing in at a whopping one ounce—attached either to players’ chests or between their shoulder blades and worn underneath their uniforms—measures vital biological statistics.
Developed in conjunction with STAT Sports, Catapult, and Zephyr, this groundbreaking wearable tech makes available—in real time—individual players’ current state and statistics. The information is relayed to coaching and medical staffs alike in an effort to improve players’ efficiency and effectiveness on the court.❞
I just want Tim Duncan to live forever playing for the Spurs as a cyborg.
I’m starting to think that instead of vampires as a metaphor for oppressed people, we really need to start using vampirism as a metaphor for privilege.
Like, yes, you’re a vampire and you probably can’t help that, and sometimes people will freak the fuck out when you’re coming at them even if…
How about Blade?
THE HEART OF HELL.
Hellboy in Hell
Art by Mike Mignola
You know who loves Hellboy? Me. That’s who. All hail Hellboy. Heckboy for the kids :-)
OH MY GOD
This dude once tried stealing my older brothers’ car at night. Brother heard, got out in his underwear and pulled the dude out to beat the shit out of him. This dude starts going “awe man fuck you what are you doing in your underwear?” So brother pulls his pants off and beats the shit out of him more while the guy continues to shout “GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER OFF OF ME! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS! HE TOOK MY PANTS!”. Dude is eventually knocked out, brother goes in to call the cops, cops get there but guy ran off. Luckily brother still had guys pants with his wallet and ID so they caught him pretty quick.
This is my brothers favorite story.
do not ever take a white girl’s iphone
this badass chick is sticking up for herself and youre really still gonna degrade her into the white girl stereotype
DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS. AFTER SHE KNEW HER PURSE-HITS WERE FUTILE SHE FUCKING THREW THAT SHIT ACROSS THE FLOOR AND KICKED HIM SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT ASSHOLE WILL NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPRODUCE, THEN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HM IN THE FACE. IN A FUCKING FLOUNCY ASS SKIRT.
THE AMOUNT OF LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE TYPES OF GIFS ARE INFINITE
you know what I find terrible? that ALL of the people see what happens and they ALL just keep going
I know it’s awful they just keep going, but damn, look at her. She’s got it under control. I don’t think she needs help.
That other woman notices. But she seems at first more “hey girl what the fuck are yo- Oh wait. Carry on.”.
And that guys roll over of defeat. Just the whole “ugh, damn that was the wrong girl to fuck with”
as if this is a surprise since youre a cis white male
I got a 55 wow what
20… wow really?
i got negative 130..
So at first I got -50. But then I was like what would be the score if I put ”Taken it in the pooper or mouth” and I just got -65.
Why is “Taken it in the pooper or mouth” worth -15 points? What if I consider pooper and mouth play enjoyable and a social benefit to my life?
Madame Hydra shows Sarah Palin whose the boss, and then… well, since it’s YouTube, I cut away before Red Skull and Palin get… busy. But Palin makes sure that Red Skull arrives in good time. ;)
But yeah, Sarah Palin: Agent of HYDRA.
did you just
Visual grammar jokes are my favourite
Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”
Seems like the father said “fuck your gender roles”.
I have an old fashioned dad that wanted a son but got two daughters instead. My older sister (who’s 16 years older than me) was a bit more out of luck but with me he just taught me his carpentry, how to paint wood, what he knows of mechanics, and just other “manly” things. In his age and realization of the changing world he figured gender roles didn’t matter as much.